Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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