you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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