hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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