I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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