bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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