ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Sponge bath it is.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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