so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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