Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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