i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
