if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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