She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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