I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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