I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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