I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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