dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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