so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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