Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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