What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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