WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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