You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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