why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
