You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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