we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I am midnight drunk by noon
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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