I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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