okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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