the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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