I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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