what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
