3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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