is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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