69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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