4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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