: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
they need to just BURY HIM!
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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