Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Randomize
