Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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