its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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