Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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