I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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