I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Bang-toberfest begins!!
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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