check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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