Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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