Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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