You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
