i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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