just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Tornado booty call.. dedication
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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