He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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