whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
You ruined the universe
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