I wish I could teleport
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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