It's Friday. Sex?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
