Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Let's paint friendship bongs
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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