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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
